jay@ffwd
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Registered: 14th Jan 03
Location: Worcester
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Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to the bird
>section
>and Mick says to Paddy,"Dats Dem". The shopkeeper comes over and
>asks if
>he can help. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage
>op
>dere", says Mick. "Put dem in a pepper bag". The shopkeeper does as
>asked
>and the two pay for the birds and leave.
>
>They get into Mick's van and drive until they reach a cliff with a
>300
>foot drop. "Dis looks loike a grand place," says Mick. He then takes
>the
>four birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps
>off the
>cliff.
>Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down
>for a
>few seconds followed by a 'Splat!' As Paddy looks over the edge of
>the
>cliff he shakes his head and says....
>"Fock Dat, budgie jumping is too fockin dangerous for me..."
>
>A few minutes later, Seamus approaches. He too has been to the
>petshop and
>he's carrying the familiar 'pepper bag'. He then pulls a parrot out
>of the
>bag and Paddy notices that in the other hand Seamus is carrying a
>gun.
>"Watch this Paddy," he says, as he launches himself over the edge of
>the
>cliff. Paddy watches as half way down Seamus takes the gun and blows
>the
>parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is
>another
>'Splat!' and he joins Mick at the bottom of the cliff.
>Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin that
>parrotshooting
>noider..."
>
>After a few minutes, Sean strolls up. He too has been to the petshop
>and
>walks up with his 'pepper bag'. Instead of a parrot he pulls a
>chicken out
>of the bag and launches himself off the cliff with the usual result.
>
>Once more Paddy shakes his head - "Fock me Sean, first der was Mick
>wit
>his budgie jumpin, den Seamus parrotshooting - and now you, -
>fockin'
>hengliding."
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Robbo
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Gareth_H
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Quality  
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Tom
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R Lee
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Tommy
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Nother Irish joke.
A man is sitting in his front room looking over his field and he ses two men, one is digging holes and one is filling them back up. So the man walks outside and asks the two men what there doing.
The first man who says in a thick Irish accent " Well im digging holes and my mate paddy is filling them in, Seamus simt here today , he normally outs the trees in the hole "
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bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
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