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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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12th Nov 03 at 12:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
There was a woman who was interested in getting a boob job, so she went to her doctor, Dr. Smith and questioned him about implants. He explained that, before you do anything too serious, there is a method that has worked for a lot of my patients. Every morning when you wake up rub your boobs and say ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies.'' She did this faithfully for weeks and noticed one day that they actually were getting bigger, she was very impressed.

One morning she woke up, late for work and very rushed. By the time she got on the bus she realized that she forgot to go through her routine. So standing on the bus, while rubbing her boobs she says ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies''. The man standing next to her says, ''You go to Dr. Smith?'' ''Yes,'' she said, ''how did you know?'' He replies ''Hickory dickory dock!''
OFcorsa
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12th Nov 03 at 12:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
go home jase!
Spence
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12th Nov 03 at 12:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
get a new joke book we're bored of ur "cheesy" jokes
Jason Iles
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12th Nov 03 at 12:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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12th Nov 03 at 12:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
still luv ya sorry ass though cheesy
Jason Iles
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12th Nov 03 at 12:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Predator SXi
still want ya sorry ass though cheesy


OFcorsa
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12th Nov 03 at 12:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
it will be sorry when i've had my way! now give me my pork scratching!
Spence
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12th Nov 03 at 12:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
u love it cheesy
Kerry
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12th Nov 03 at 12:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by OFcorsa
go home jase!


yesh
Jason Iles
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12th Nov 03 at 12:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
OK I was at work anywayz
Tom
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12th Nov 03 at 12:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Jase that's poo
Jason Iles
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12th Nov 03 at 12:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tom D
Jase that's poo


My love for you is over Tom

 
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