Gareth.O
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> > Subject: A Hippie & A Nun...
> >
> > > A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down
>
> > > next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?"
> > >
> > > "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets
>off
> > > at the next stop.
> > >
> > > The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:
> > > "I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!"
> > >
> > > "Yeah?", says the hippie.
> > >
> > > "Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every
>Tuesday
> > > night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a
>robe
> > > with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard,
>and
> > > pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."
> > >
> > > The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery
> > > dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.
> > >
> > > "I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his
>
> > > face. "Have sex with me."
> > >
> > > The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself
>to
> > > anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. 'God'
> > > agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes,
>he
> > > jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
> > >
> > > "Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"
> > >
> > > "Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!
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