Tam the diesel man
Member
Registered: 31st Jul 01
Location: Portsmouth
User status: Offline
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best email i've had in ages 
Must be read with an Italian accent
One day ima gonna to bigga hotel. Inna morning ima gonna down to breakfast. I tella waitress, I wanna two pises toast. She bring me only one piss. I tella her, I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no
understand. I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say, you better
no piss onna plate, sonna bitch.
Later I go out to eata at the bigga
restaurante. The waitress bringa ma spoon, ma knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tella me , everybody wanna fock. I tella her, you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say ,
you better no fock onna table, you sonna bitch.
So I go to ma room inna hotel and there is no shits onna ma bed. I calla the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tella me to go to da toilet. I say, you no understand, I wanna shit on da bed. He say you better no shit
onna bed, you sonna bitch. I go to check out and the man atta desk
say peace to you. I say, piss on you too, you sonna bitch. I
gonna go back to Italia.
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