IntaCepta
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Mill Hill East, Greater London
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u lot ar wikid.
we just set their browser to some porn sites, u know the ones where u close the window and another pops up!
or our favourite is ratemypoo.com
just put it on random peoples PC when they are not there in uni!
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Sjdickso
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Registered: 15th Jul 03
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Best one apart from unplugging stuff is in MS word change the autocorrect option changing the letter and word from =
the = you wanker
a = fucking twat.
It's so funny when they start typing a letter and this pops up, kills me every time
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michelle
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Registered: 15th Oct 03
Location: Kirkintilloch, Glasgow
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Depending on what colour phones you have in work (ours are black) stick the ear piece on an ink pad then put it back. Tried to get the guy I work beside with this one and my boss from London picked up the phone. Couldn't tell him he went on a flight with a big red ear. pmsl
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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Putting stampler in jelly - the office
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Mark Petty
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Registered: 26th Jul 01
Location: Bournemouth Drives: Suzuki gsf600
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I Remote accessed the secretarys pc, we were playing cards so I moved her cards for her, then i closed it down and opened up paint and wrote hello, she screamed and said her pc has a virus
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Dan B
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Registered: 25th Feb 01
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Set up Radmin Server on a test-machine behind one of the 1st-Line Techies, had a phrase copied into the Clipboard ready with Wordpad minimised......as soon as he turned round to test something, I flicked up Wordpad, and started madly pasting this phrase down the screen......he literally jumped up out of his seat and I heard his whimper/scream/whatever from the other side of the room......the phrase?
"The matrix has you, <insert his name here>"
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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LMAO!!!! This makes me want an office job now just so i can try all these out!!
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boyracer2002
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Registered: 10th Aug 02
Location: West Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
masterbate into his chicken mayonaise sandwichs
lmao thats sick as fek
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