Jamie
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Registered: 1st Apr 02
Location: Aberdeen
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Richard bought a brand new car.he took off down the road,pushed it up to 125mph,and was enjoying the rush feeling like a teenager again."This is great "he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.then he looked in his rear view mirror,and there was a police car behind him,flashing his lights"i can get away from him no problem"thought richard and he floored it some more and flew down the road,at over 150 mph to escape being stopped he thought "what the hell am i doing?im to old for this shit" and pulled over to the side ov the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him. The policeman pulled up behind him and walked to the drivers side ov the car "sir my shift ends in 5 minutes and today is friday the 13th,if u can give me a good reason why u were speeding 1 i havent heard b4 i'll let u go"The man looked back at the policeman and said "last week my wife ran off with a policeman ,and i thought you were bringing her back." the policeman said "have a nice day."
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-Aliba-
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Marc D
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Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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[Edited on 04-12-2003 by Marc D]
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bun
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Registered: 6th Oct 03
Location: Adel, West Yorkshire
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heard it before but it's still funny as hell
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si_reading
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Location: Macclesfield, Cheshire
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IntaCepta
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Mill Hill East, Greater London
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Ryan L
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Registered: 4th Mar 03
Location: Essex
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i think that in top gear a while back
well funny
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jaffa
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Location: Stoke-on-Trent
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t44rnt
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