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Author Xmas Poem
Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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   22nd Dec 03 at 15:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The night before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Everyone was knackered
Even the mouse

Mom in the bog house
Being sick as a mule
Dad in his undies just
Acting the fool

When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung off my arse to
See what was the matter

There on the lawn was
This great big fat dick
I knew in an instant
It must be Saint Nick

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment the
Fat prat had fell

He filled all our stockings
With pretzels & beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother, the queer

Then he flashed up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The silly fat prat
Blew the chimney apart

He swore & he cursed
As he rode out of sight
Don’t get too arseholed
But have a hell of a night.
Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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22nd Dec 03 at 15:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ahem E-mail
Robbo
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Location: London
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22nd Dec 03 at 15:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PaulW
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
Location: Atherton, Greater Manchester
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22nd Dec 03 at 15:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
everybody was stoned, even the mouse.

Man from the whore house and me from the jail,
I just settled down to get a piece of her tail.

When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter,
I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder!

I went downstairs and what did I see?!
A fat little red faget hangin' from a tree.

He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer,
and a big fat hairy dick for the family queer.

That's the end of my story. Funny wasn't it, ya see?

One, two, three, four, Santa can suck my dick all day!
Natalie
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Registered: 5th Nov 03
Location: Oxfordshire Drives: Vauxhall Tigra 1.8
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22nd Dec 03 at 16:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Rob I sent you that
Natalie
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Registered: 5th Nov 03
Location: Oxfordshire Drives: Vauxhall Tigra 1.8
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22nd Dec 03 at 16:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by RobboSRi
No u didnt



Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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22nd Dec 03 at 16:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Natalie Sporting
Rob I sent you that


I know u did! x
groom
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Registered: 19th Apr 03
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22nd Dec 03 at 17:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Darren M
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Registered: 22nd Mar 01
Location: Luton : Drives : Vectra B Sri
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22nd Dec 03 at 17:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
robbo i love you mwaahhh
leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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22nd Dec 03 at 17:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Beautifuly said very nice

 
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