Wolfy
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Registered: 1st Apr 02
Location: West Midlands
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Three young Chavetts decide to go on the piss in Chatham on a Friday night all desperate to find a Chav to part their whiskers. They all get shitface and each one successfully ends up dragging a Chav back to their hovels. The next day they meet up to discuss the previous nights action. The first ones says “ mine was called Dave and he was a right dirty fucker. He shagged me six times, twice in the chuff and four times up the Gary Glitter. I can hardly sit down”
”That’s nufink”, says the second. “My one was called Jase and he was a much dirtier fucker than yours. He did me 8 times and every time he chucked his man fat all over me face. Took me ages to scrape it of this morning”
They both turn turned to the third one and asked what the score was with her Chav. She replied “His name was Darren and he was much worse than yours, in fact, ‘es the dirtiest fucker I’ve ever gone home with. The dirty fucker made me blow chunks”.
“Too much booze was it, or was he that bad?” They both asked….
”No, you don’t understand….…….. Chunks is my dog!”
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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 was beggining to wonder where that was going
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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that is soooooooooo gross!
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dj_mikey_k
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Registered: 10th Jul 02
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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luca2020
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Registered: 26th May 02
Location: Maidstone, Kent
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so funny cos i know laods of people that live in chatham lol
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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FPMSL
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Graham
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Lincoln.
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chunks
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