drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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Had such a funny night! Flirting the with barmaid, she said shed give me a free drink if i showed her my dick, so apparently i did, and now she keeps texting me! My mate puked on my jacket, so when i got home i got in the bath with all my clothes on and turned the tap on. My sister was like "what the fuck are you doing?!" I keep getting filled in with more bits!
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AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
Location: Greater London
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well i was workin (barman) last night and there was a fancy dress 21st. my mate who is 22 really liked this girl at the party walked over to her and got her number he was all smug with himself then this fella walked upto him, hard lookin dude with scars on his face etc. big bloke, and simply said " im warning you mate, thats MY daughter and shes 14 years old" LOL did he shit himself the dad stood there and made sure he deleted the girls number 
was great.
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Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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i was sober
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LukeGSi
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Registered: 9th Dec 03
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Was hammered!! Glad i didnt have to wrk untill 3!!!
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PaulW
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
Location: Atherton, Greater Manchester
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quote: Originally posted by Kerry
i was naked
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LukeGSi
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Registered: 9th Dec 03
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Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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corsa5dr
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: Bath/Bristol - Evo 4 GSR
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lol novaless
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transca
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Registered: 28th Dec 00
Location: rotherham
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i was extremely hammered, 2 birds tried chatting me up and another decided she would grab my nob while i was dancing. You gotta love the rotherham slappers.
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Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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vibrio
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Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
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I was a bit tipsy. went out at 2pm got home at 2:30am
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dolphin-vic
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Registered: 19th Dec 03
Location: Derbyshire
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wasn't wrecked, just tipsy.
got out of club just gone 2 n managed to get a taxi with some blokes i met outside who gave the taxi driver 20 quid for takin us home, free ride home for me, i werent complainin n the taxi driver got double his money basically, everyones a winner !!
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IntaCepta
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Mill Hill East, Greater London
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went out for a bit yesterday, got abit tipsy.
played abit of latenight bowling.. funny as fuck when a bit drunk!
falling all over the shop!
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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just got back from work, cant believe how tired i am! I managed to break a bottle of wine there (only the 2nd one in 18 months, other time wasnt my fault!) and knock the fire extinguisher off the wall.
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mav
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Scotland
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