Mo
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Registered: 29th Jan 03
Location: Bolton, Drives Q3 S-line +
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A Girls Prayer
>> > >Lord
>> > >Before I lay me down to sleep,
>> > >I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
>> > >One who's handsome, smart and strong,
>> > >One who's willy''s thick and long.
>> > >One who thinks before he speaks,
>> > >When promises to call, he won''t wait weeks
>> > >I pray that he is gainfully employed,
>> > >And when I spend his cash, won''t be annoyed.
>> > >Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>> > >Massages my back and begs to do more.
>> > >Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind,
>> > >Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big''s my behind?"
>> > >One who''ll make love till my body''s twitchin,
>> > >In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
>> > >I pray that this man will love me no end,
>> > >And never attempts to shag my best friend.
>> > >And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the wanker you
>>sent me
>> > >instead.. Amen.
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