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Author Morcambe
leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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12th Feb 04 at 19:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I see more people got standed @ morcambe beach again Silly idiots
MarkM
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12th Feb 04 at 19:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
They will never learn...the locals came off an hour before these lot...they stayed...there should be some sort of control procedures...
Drew
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12th Feb 04 at 19:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
2 sharks swimming in the sea

shark 1: im getting sick of fish everyday
shark 2: lets go to morcambe and get a chinese then



bet i get slated for being racist now
leeshez
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12th Feb 04 at 19:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Oh good one Drew
T1NK
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Registered: 7th Apr 03
Location: down south
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12th Feb 04 at 19:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
police have solved the mystery at marcombe. The chinese were told to stop picking when the water got to knee high. Unfortunatly Nee Hi was waiting in the van!

[Edited on 12-02-2004 by T1NK]
Drew
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12th Feb 04 at 19:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
^^^^ i was just about to post that
T1NK
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12th Feb 04 at 19:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
police have named 6 of the morecombe victims, they are:-
Way Ding
Sin King
Drow Ning
Leff Too Dy
Fuk Its Cold
Ty Dis Hi
Marc
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Location: York
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12th Feb 04 at 19:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I got told that one today!
Mattb
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Location: Under your sisters bed
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12th Feb 04 at 19:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
news reports are coming in from morecombe, where ques at the chinease restaraunt are getting larger and larger.
one witness told us that they were waiting for the chef to wash up
T1NK
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12th Feb 04 at 19:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i got told another one about a chink in the cistern but i cant remember it

[Edited on 12-02-2004 by T1NK]
Nath
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12th Feb 04 at 19:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL!! I have wanted to post jokes on this for ages but i thought i'd get slated for it!

 
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