Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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> > > 1. You accidentally enter your password on the
> > microwave.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards
> > in years.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach
> > your family of 3.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk
> > next to you.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with
> > friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
> > >
> > > 6. When you go home after a long day at work
> > you still answer the phone in a business manner.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 7. When you make phone calls from home, you
> > accidentally dial"0" or "9" to get an outside line.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years
> > and worked for three different companies.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11
> > o'clock news.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do
> > your job.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 12. Contractors out number permanent staff and
> > are more likely to get long-service awards.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding
> > and smiling.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 14. As you read this list, you think about
> > forwarding it to your "friends".
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 15. You got this email from a friend that never
> > talks to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the net.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 17. You actually scrolled back up to check that
> > there wasn't a No.9.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 18. And now you are laughing at yourself!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Finally, you fwd this to your friends...
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paul_spurrell
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Registered: 14th Sep 01
Location: Bath Avon
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i do this
> > > 6. When you go home after a long day at work
> > you still answer the phone in a business manner.
and this
> > > 7. When you make phone calls from home, you
> > accidentally dial"0" or "9" to get an outside line.
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the_legend_of_yrag
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Registered: 7th Jul 03
Location: Cambridgeshire
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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quote:
Originally posted by paul_spurrell
> > > 7. When you make phone calls from home, you
> > accidentally dial"0" or "9" to get an outside line.
I have to do this... 
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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more a if you "work in an office", then its "2004" type thing.
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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I answer my phone at home with "Hello Oliver Crowe speaking"
Its annoying 
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Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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quote:
Originally posted by paul_spurrell
> > > 7. When you make phone calls from home, you
> > accidentally dial"0" or "9" to get an outside line.
i always do this at home by accident, yet forget to do it at work 
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Most are true to me
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Trotty
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Registered: 22nd Feb 01
Location: Bristol
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"11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job."
Sooooooooooo true 
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