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Shane

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Registered: 10th Jan 04
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16th Mar 04 at 23:39

when u need a poo in an english country garden........

Nath

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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16th Mar 04 at 23:40

Cant say i've been in this predicament.....

AndyW

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Registered: 28th Oct 02
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16th Mar 04 at 23:42

you pull down your pants and sufercate the ants, in an english country garden

Paul_J

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16th Mar 04 at 23:46

I needed a poo at reading festival from food poisoning and everywhere I went there were hour long queue's for toilets! Which the closer you were to festival were even more disgusting and covered in shit.

I ended up walking at a fast pace all the way to the oracle shopping center!

took about 30-40 mins to get there from camp site.

Got there and there were a queue of about 30 people

Thankfully they had about 14 toilets that were cleaned, with air freshening things and good ventilation and there were members of staff letting people only go in when there were spaces, and stocking up the toilets with toilet paper

Left after and was about 20 mins on the way back to camp site and (coz of food poisoning) I needed the toilet again and couldn't wait for the queue at the oracle! so went to the KFC toilets where there were 0 people queuing... Then noticed no toilet roll!

Nicked about 50 KFC napkins and took em in

Bet you wish you hadn't mentioned having a poo now don't ya

Nath

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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16th Mar 04 at 23:48

quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
I needed a poo at reading festival from food poisoning and everywhere I went there were hour long queue's for toilets! Which the closer you were to festival were even more disgusting and covered in shit.

I ended up walking at a fast pace all the way to the oracle shopping center! took about 30-40 mins to get there from camp site.

Got there and there were a queue of about 30 people

Thankfully they had about 14 toilets that were cleaned, with air freshening things and good ventilation and there were members of staff letting people only go in when there were spaces, and stocking up the toilets with toilet paper

Left after and was about 20 mins on the way back to camp site and (coz of food poisoning) I needed the toilet again and couldn't wait for the queue at the oracle! so went to the KFC toilets where there were 0 people queuing... Then noticed no toilet roll!

Nicked about 50 KFC napkins and took em in

Bet you wish you hadn't mentioned having a poo now don't ya

Basically he went for a shit..............

TWICE

Graham

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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Lincoln.
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16th Mar 04 at 23:52

pick up a spade and put it over the maid, in an english country garden

Paul_J

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Location: London
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16th Mar 04 at 23:53

quote:
Originally posted by Nath

Basically he went for a shit.............. TWICE

Maybe that was what I wanted you to think I was talking about

but in actual fact as a secret share owner of the oracle shopping center and KFC I was trying to promote my companies services...

Looks like you fell right into my little trap Nath

Nath

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16th Mar 04 at 23:56

Damn..................I do fancy a KFC actually.........

GLSi GUY

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Location: Preston, Lancs
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17th Mar 04 at 00:19

Ken's turkey Fried Crows?

Shane

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17th Mar 04 at 00:21

Kill Funky Cowboys ??

CorsaLad16v

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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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17th Mar 04 at 04:24

Kung Fu Crabs

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