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Mad Moe
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7th Apr 04 at 15:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

1 Japanese, 1 English and 1 Irish.

All sitting quietly absorbing the heat when a Bleeping sound pierced the silence.

The Japanese gent pressed his palm and excussed himself. On his return he explained he had a Pager implant and had to make a quick call.

Shortly afterwards the familiar Nokia tune pierced the room, the English gent pressed his thumb and spoke to the office!!!

Internal phone Implant he explained after ending the call.

The Irish chappie was feeling a little left out now and decided to get involved with the competition. He excused himself from the sauna and returned about 5 mins later.

Just as he was about to take his place on the bench the Japanese and English Gents both pointed and said..........

"You still have Tissue Paper hanging from your Arse Crease".

Oh Shit said the Irish Man, Not another Fax!!!!!!
ONeil
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lol
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sxi16vjoe
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not bad!

 
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