liamC
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To the tune of Three Lions...
He's coming home,
He's coming home,
He's coming,
Beckham's coming home
He's coming home,
He's coming home,
He's coming
Beckham's coming home
Everyone seems to know he's scored
They've seen it all before
Tales of woe, they're so sure
That Beckham has been playing away
Texting girls night and day
E's got so much to say
About ***, *** and ***ing
Three birds on the go
Has set the tongues all wagging
Stuck there in Madrid
No wonder he's out shagging
So many jokes, so many sneers
They said it would end in tears
We stayed strong, through the years
And I still see the brand PoshnBecks
Going out with no kecks
So he texts? What the heck!
I still wear Gucci
Three birds on the go
I thought I had him tutored
I'll get him down the Bridge
And then I'll have him neutered
He said that was then
But he's at it again
He's coming home,
He's coming home,
He's coming
Beckham's coming home (Repeat until the lawyers arrive.)
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