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Pablo
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A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy!" she yelled, "We were counting today and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to ten. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! See?"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only go to D, but I went all the way to G. A, B, C, D, E, F, G! See?"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "We were in P.e class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
And she lifted her top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 24."
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Tom
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Pablo
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Demo
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lmfao
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very good P4UL

pew pew pew pewwwww
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lmao hahaha
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fooking mint that
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