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> >An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar,
> >they're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the
> >corner. He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them
> >mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My
> >God, it's Jesus!"
> >
> >Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him
> >over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter.
> >Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks
> >the pints slowly, one after another.
> >
> >After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He
> >reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for
> >the Guinness.
> >
> >When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My God! The
> >arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
> >
> >Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager.
> >As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad
> >back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."
> >
> >Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says,"Back off, mate, I'm on
> >disability benefit."
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