Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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Count Dracula is on the pull in Glasgow. He spends the night
drinking
> >Bloody Mary's in various clubs and biting on unsuspecting
women's necks.
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> >He is heading for home, wandering along Argyle Street,
sometime before
> >sunrise. Suddenly he is hit on the back of the head. He looks
round and
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> >nothing. He looks down and sees a small sausage roll. Mmmm,
he thinks.
> >What's going on here. A few yards further on and ..BANG.
Smacked on the
> >back of the head again! He whirls round as quick as he can,
nothing.
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> >he looks down and there is a small triangular sandwich lying
on the
ground.
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> >How odd!! A few yards further along the street and .... crash.
Smacked on
> >the back of the head again!! He whirls round as quick as he
can,
nothing.
> >He's getting really angry now. Again he looks down and there
is a
cocktail
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> >sausage lying on the ground. He stands and peers into the
darkness of the
> >night. Nothing. He walks a few yards further on when he gets a
tap on the
> >shoulder. With a swirl of his cape and a cloud of mist he
turns as
fast
> >as he can. He feels a sharp pain in his heart. He falls to
the ground
> >clutching his chest, which is punctured by a small cocktail
stick laden
> >with
> >a chunk of cheese and a pickle. On the ground dying, he looks
up and sees
a
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> >young female.
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> >With his dying breath he gasps, who are you?
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> >"Buffet, the vampire slayer."
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CraigyG
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Registered: 20th Oct 02
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Thats poor
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Oh no
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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oh dear
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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Mazin, yet so poor
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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Ive just read it, im sorry for posting this
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Tracey
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Registered: 27th Aug 03
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oh dear oh dear
*looks down and shakes head*
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L330wnz
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Registered: 9th Mar 04
Location: Norwich, Norfolk
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I thought it was funny Paul
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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MY LORD NOOOOOOOOOOO
poor uncle Drac
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