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liamC
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7th May 04 at 20:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My mate is shagging some good looking bird who messaged him on faceparty.

Anyway, she's turned out to be a right psycho

Takes jokes as serious, started to walk out his house at 4 in the morning after he made a reference to her hair which she didnt like and generally goes in the huff at anything.

So, yesterday she told him to delete her number and she didnt want anything to do with him after he said he wanted to watch the match instead of watch Notting Hill with her......Baring in mind, she's seen him twice.

Anyway, hes now back in her "good" books and shes at his now...but it seemed to have slipped his mind and he's forgot to tell her that he's off to Magaluf tomorrow....

Any ideas what she will do? Will he still have his life intact by tomorrows flight to Magaluf dya reckon?!
DanielJ
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7th May 04 at 20:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
say nothings the best
MikeD
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7th May 04 at 20:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
best get her out the house and leave it as a "nice" surprise, she may castrate him
liamC
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7th May 04 at 21:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
She texts him every day and has been over the past 2, now 3 days in a row.

We've came up with a few ideas to say. We've told him to go with either of these;

"Im in quarantine for a week due to sars"

"Ive got AIDS from you and now have to have an operation in Magaluf "

Cant wait til he tells her. Going to be magic.
Colin
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7th May 04 at 21:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Most woman are Phycho's
DanielJ
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7th May 04 at 21:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pics
liamC
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7th May 04 at 21:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
2 tics then.
liamC
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7th May 04 at 21:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Dirty as a dogs arse.
Shane
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7th May 04 at 21:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
he better get checked for std's
liamC
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7th May 04 at 21:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
She drives a Vauxhall as well.

At least theres some good in her!

[Edited on 07-05-2004 by liam_nufc]
Shane
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7th May 04 at 21:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by liam_nufc
She drives a Vauxhall as well.

At least theres some good in her!

[Edited on 07-05-2004 by liam_nufc]


just dont tell her bout CS or she will be moaning at us becoz we are not all talking to her

 
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