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Adam
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15th May 04 at 22:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Paltrow gives birth to baby Apple

Paltrow and Martin married in secret in December
US actress Gwyneth Paltrow, 31, has given birth to her first child, a girl called Apple.
The Hollywood star underwent a long labour before delivering her first born at a London hospital on Friday.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/showbiz/3717057.stm
jo_jess
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15th May 04 at 22:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
that poor child
Lynny
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15th May 04 at 22:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you're just jelous that you're not called apple
Adam
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I wanted to be bananna
Lynny
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erm
Drew
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quote:
Originally posted by Adam
I wanted to be bananna


or maybe Banana
Adam
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eh?
Dom
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Apple Blythe Alison Martin
What a fooking name poor child is going to get the piss taken out of her when growing up....may sound like a cool name, but these rich arseholes never think about the future for the child The child will probably get a name change anyways
ed
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15th May 04 at 22:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ok, I was drinking a drink when I read that, and spat it all over my screen,
CorsAsh
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15th May 04 at 22:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I thought this was gonna be a post about someone pissed off with their Apple Mac...

[Edited on 15-05-2004 by CorsAsh]
Demo
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15th May 04 at 22:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
^ join the club

could be worse tho, they couldve called her cumcwat (sp)
Lynny
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15th May 04 at 22:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Demo
^ join the club

could be worse tho, they couldve called her cumcwat (sp)


kumqwat

[Edited on 15-05-2004 by Lynny]
Demo
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thank you lynny
IntaCepta
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15th May 04 at 23:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im nto in the eright statof mind, but dioes shje call her paby apple or is it an apple
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CorsAsh
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15th May 04 at 23:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
quote:
Originally posted by Demo
^ join the club

could be worse tho, they couldve called her cumcwat (sp)


kumqwat

[Edited on 15-05-2004 by Lynny]


When my nan first moved to britain, (from germany), she didnt have a very good grasp of the english language, so couldnt understand why the greengrocer found it so funny when she went in and asked for a bag of Cumtwats. Bloody kraut...

 
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