chris_uk
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>> On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a Petrol
>> station
>> in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, who knows
>> nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely
>> unaware
>> of who the golfing pro is.
>>
>> " Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick
>> "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees
>> fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
>>
>> "What are those?, asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies
>> Tiger.
>>
>>
>> "Well, what on the good God's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
>>
>> "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
>>
>> "Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything...
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