Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now
departed Prince, she happily sat in her rocking chair watching the world go
by with her cat Alan.
One afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared her Fairy Godmother.
Cinderella said "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these
years?"
The Fairy Godmother replied "Well Cinderella, since you have lived a good
wholesome life since we last met, I Have decided to grant you three wishes.
Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella was overjoyed. *I wish I was extremely wealthy* she said.
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Alan, her cat jumped
off her lap and ran to the edge of the porch quivering with fear.
"Oh thank you Fairy Godmother" said Cinderella
"Is there anything else you might wish for?"*? asked the Fairy Godmother.
Cinderella looked down at her frail body and said "I wish I was young and
full of the beauty I once had".
At once her wish was granted. Cinderella felt a feeling inside her that she
had not felt for years.
The Fairy Godmother said "You have one wish remaining, what shall you
have?"
Cinderella looked at her frightened cat in the corner and said, "I wish
that you could turn Alan, my old cat, into a handsome young man."
Magically Alan suddenly underwent a change and then before them stood a
young man with the looks and body that no other man could match.
The fairy Godmother again spoke, "Congratulations Cinderella, enjoy your
new life."
And with that she was gone.
For a few eerie moments, Cinderella and Alan looked into each other's eyes.
Cinderella sat breathless, gazing at the most stunning perfect man she had
ever seen.
Then Alan walked over to Cinderella and held her close in his muscular
arms. He leant in close to her ear and whispered in a warm breath,
"Bet you regret having my b*llocks chopped off now, don't you?"
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