liamC
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Registered: 28th Feb 04
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Ive recently started a new job on a high floor in an office building and have a tendancy to be an immature/joker type lad/twat.
Today I decided, after the lift was packed and after my mates had got in, to take the stairs down, but on my way press all the buttons to stop the lift every floor to piss my mates off/everyone in the lift.
Tomorrow Im getting in and am going to press every button, and later on in the week when we have a full lift am going to crack the "so you 2 are twins" joke and see what response that gets as 2 of my friends are twins and completely identical. Other people wont know if I know them will they?
Immature? twat? me? never. 
Any others you lot can think of that could be done. 
[Edited on 21-06-2004 by liam_nufc]
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Simon
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Registered: 24th Apr 03
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fart
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R Lee
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do a stevie wonder grin at them and don't stop till they say something
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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hold onto the side of the lift and act like ur terrified n see what ppl do
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liamC
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quote:
Originally posted by GoldPenguin
do a stevie wonder grin at them and don't stop till they say something
Thats getting done! Mates will start laughing out loud if I do it to them, and I will just be as innocent as everyone else standing in there who are minding their own business.
safe_si - could be done, but after a night out on the beer even I hate the smell of my own farts 
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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im a very random lad and very daring in a lift at college there was just me and this fit piece who i saw regularly, i turned to her and said ' excuse me, hope you dont mind but i've been checkin your ass out for the past few weeks and wondered if i can have a squeeze please' she was quite amused and cos i made her laugh we got to know each other better
im very cheeky, at a darts tournament saturday i saw colin monk (regular BDO professional player) and said 'ayup baldy hows the bricklaying going' 
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Simon
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Registered: 24th Apr 03
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make out you have a really contagous(duno how u spell that) disease, or talk to somebody about it in a full lift, watch them edge away from you
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Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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in some if u jump hard enough it thinks its got to the level , when at work my workmate jumped and the fucker stoped , we had loads of tools in lift and was trying to phone the number 138 on the phone in the lift which said to call in emergancy, but to no avail. then realised some prankster had changed the 3 into and 8 , fire brigade come , couldnot get us out , then lift engeneer come out and got us out. 2 hours in total 
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