46 things women can't do - Corsa Sport - for Vauxhall and Opel Corsa B, Corsa C and Corsa D

Not logged in [Login - Register]

You Are Not Registered Or Not Logged In

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » 46 things women can't do

New Topic

New Poll

Subscribe | Add to Favourites

You are not logged in and may not post or reply to messages. Please log in or create a new account or mail us about fixing an existing one - register@corsasport.co.uk

There are also many more features available when you are logged in such as private messages, buddy list, location services, post search and more.

drunkenfool

Member

Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 03:00

Sorry if this has been posted before but it made me laugh!

1/ Know anything about a car except its colour

2/ Understand a film plot

3/ Go 24 hours without sending a text message

4/ Lift

5/ Throw

6/ Run

7/ Park

8/ Read a map

9/ Rob a bank

10/ Sit still

11/ Tell a joke

12/ Play pool

13/ Pay for dinner

14/ Eat a kebab while walking

15/ Argue without shouting

16/ Get told off without crying

17/ Understand fruit machines

18/ Walk past a shoe shop

19/ Make a decent bacon sandwich

20/ Not comment on strangers clothes

21/ Use small amounts of toilet paper

22/ Let you sleep with a hang over

23/ Drink a pint gracefully

24/ Get a round in

25/ Throw a punch

26/ Do magic

27/ Like your friends

28/ Eat a really hot curry

29/ Get to the point

30/ Buy plain envelopes

31/ Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

32/ Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold "

33/Shopping without telephoning 20 friends

34/ Avoid credit card debt

35/ Dive into a pool

36/ Assemble furniture

37/ Set a video recorder

38/ Not try change you

39/ Watch a war film

40/ Understand why flirting results in violence

41/ Spend a day by themselves

42/ Go to the toilet by themselves

43/ Buy a purse that fits in your pocket

44/ Choose a video quickly

45/ Fart

46/ Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

Neil

Member

Registered: 2nd Nov 03
Location: Newcastle Drives: E46 MSport Coupe
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 03:06

Morning

chanel

Member

Registered: 27th Jan 04
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 03:07

haha - wait til sassy/kerry see the 'cant drive' 'cant park' one

orange_juice

Member

Registered: 11th Feb 04
Location: Norwich Norfolk, Drives a Mondeo ST24
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 03:08

quote:
Originally posted by jambos_chic
haha - wait til sassy/kerry see the 'cant drive' 'cant park' one

Kerry won't comment - lol...

chanel

Member

Registered: 27th Jan 04
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 03:11

uh oh..... now she will

Neil

Member

Registered: 2nd Nov 03
Location: Newcastle Drives: E46 MSport Coupe
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 03:12

drunkenfool

Member

Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 03:14

chanel

Member

Registered: 27th Jan 04
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 03:14

LMAO

drunkenfool

Member

Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 03:15

chanel

I should go to sleep soon, although not working till 6pm. Having a session tomorrow night so will prob be on this time again!

Neil

Member

Registered: 2nd Nov 03
Location: Newcastle Drives: E46 MSport Coupe
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 03:16

drunkenfool

Member

Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 03:17

my gran did that when she was learning to drive!

bint

orange_juice

Member

Registered: 11th Feb 04
Location: Norwich Norfolk, Drives a Mondeo ST24
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 03:17

quote:
Originally posted by jambos_chic
uh oh..... now she will

she can't drive to save her life bless her

Now i'm in for a roasting

chanel

Member

Registered: 27th Jan 04
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 03:18

quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
chanel I should go to sleep soon, although not working till 6pm. Having a session tomorrow night so will prob be on this time again!

te hablo manana entonces. buenas noches. MUCHOS besos y abrazos xx chanel xx

drunkenfool

Member

Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 03:19

porque me has dado tantos abrazos?! Me encantan!

chanel

Member

Registered: 27th Jan 04
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 03:21

porque la otra noche me dijistes 'gracias' cuando escribio 'besos y abrazos'

drunkenfool

Member

Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 03:22

aaahhhh. Si, me gustó. Hagalo más sí quieres!

chanel

Member

Registered: 27th Jan 04
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 03:24

MUCHISIMOS BESSOS Y ABRAZOS!!!! xxxxxxxx (asi?)

chanel

Member

Registered: 27th Jan 04
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 03:25

BESOS*

drunkenfool

Member

Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 03:27

vale, creo que eso es adios. Ya estoy en cama, pero quizas hablaeremos mañana!

chanel

Member

Registered: 27th Jan 04
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 03:30

hasta manana guapo xx chanel xx

leeshez

Member

Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 06:55

Kerry

Member

Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 07:43

quote:
Originally posted by orange_juice

quote:
Originally posted by jambos_chic
uh oh..... now she will
she can't drive to save her life bless her

Now i'm in for a roasting

i love it when u try to wind me up

does crx+80mph=tree ring any bells

Kerry

Member

Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 07:43

also warren for that comment i will bear it in mind in future when u ask me for a lift or anything

Shelly

Premium Member

Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
User status: Offline

22nd Jun 04 at 07:47

pare el charlarse para arriba en espanol, usted dos

[Edited on 22-06-2004 by Shelly]

New Topic

New Poll

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » 46 things women can't do

23 database queries in 0.0172038 seconds