Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog? A: Because
they can't hold on to a lead.
Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag? A: The
tea-bag stays in the cup longer.
Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2004 Commemorative sugar cube painted
red, white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a
laughing stock and crumbled in the box.
Q: Why do English make better lovers than Portuguese/Germans? A: Because
English are the only one's who can stay on top for 90 Minutes and still
come second!
Q: What is common between a 3 pin plug and the England football team? A:
They are both useless in Europe!
Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and England?
A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence
Rumours that David Beckham was seen successfully seducing a young woman
in a Spanish nightclub with a one-liner have been completely refuted by
the English FA. Adam Crozier, chief publicity officer stated: "I find
it totally preposterous to suggest that one of our players could make
a successful pass to or at anyone."
Did you hear that the UK Post Office has had to recall their latest
stamps with pictures of English football players on them. People
couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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Adam-CorsaC18s
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Registered: 7th Apr 03
Location: Royston, South Yorkshire
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pics of fit blondie?!!??!?!!
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vibrio
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Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
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I though England were crap not mean
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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