leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one
day he
comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems
even
better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in
absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller
how he
kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple,
really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going
to
rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he
hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
>
> That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her
parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there.
> But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I
have
to tell you something about my family before we go in. When we eat
dinner,
we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during
dinner has
to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go.
> Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a
huge
stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes.
Piled
up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
> They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As
dinner
progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans
over
and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles
her
breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips
her
clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in
front
of her parents.
> His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and
her
mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks
at
her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom,
bends her
over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right
there
on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is
boiling,
but still, total silence.
> All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to
rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his
pocket.
Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right,
that's
enough, I'll do the f*cking dishes!"
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