Jason Iles
Member
Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
User status: Offline
|
> A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there. The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?"
> Yes, I was a salesman in the country" said the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you when we close up."
> The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5 o'clock came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?"
> "One," said the young salesman.
>
> "Only one?" blurted the boss, "most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth?"
> "Three hundred thousand dollars," said the young man.
>
> "How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.
>
> "Well," said the salesman "this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sold him a small fishing line, a medium one and a huge big one. I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast.
> I said he would probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to the car department and sold him the new Deluxe Cruiser."
> The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?"
> "No," answered the salesman "He came in to buy a box of Tampons for his wife and I said to him, 'Your weekend's shot, you may as well go fishing.'"
|
Icy
Member
Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
User status: Offline
|
|
Gaz
Member
Registered: 24th Aug 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
User status: Offline
|
LMFAO! not heard that one tis a cracker
|
Robbo
Member
Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
User status: Offline
|
|
bun
Member
Registered: 6th Oct 03
Location: Adel, West Yorkshire
User status: Offline
|
tis really old but tis aslo realy ace
|
L330wnz
Member
Registered: 9th Mar 04
Location: Norwich, Norfolk
User status: Offline
|
classic
|
j4ke
Member
Registered: 10th Jun 04
Location: south west
User status: Offline
|
avent heard that before but its really good
|
Pablo
Member
Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
User status: Offline
|
Clever guy, i think i met him once, I came out with a new car, cd player, air con, sun roof, remote central locking
[Edited on 14-07-2004 by P4UL]
|
Robbo
Member
Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
User status: Offline
|
@ Paul
|