--Dave--
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to the day, i got in at 8 and person I sit opposite to got in a around 8:20 (meant I couldnt surf for as long as I'd liked). then, at around 9:30, he started farting (silently but i could smell it - he's a fat bastid by the way)
I went out the room and came back in and the smell was disgusting, then he left and to make matters worse, my boss walks in and i could tell that she thought i was the one letting off! Even worse than that! She's quite fit!
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L330wnz
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FPMSL
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--Dave--
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life just ain't fair!
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Graham
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you shud of said while lookin at the screen "it was the fat bastard who dropped that not me, ok!"
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SetH
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fcuking fat barstid, beat his folds of flab with a rolling pin.
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--Dave--
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^^^
he probably would have jumped over the desk (okay, rolled) and lamped me one.
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Colin
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TNM
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ha ha ive just let out a massive fart whilst reading this. but my boss had to try and beat it
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Pablo
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--Dave--
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I've just let one go myself, don't think it should smell though, went for a shit this morning
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SetH
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heffer men are more of a crime then heffer women, heffer women have oestrogen which causes their bodies to store fat, you cant always control your hormones so not neccessarily thier fault. Fat men on the other hand, testosterone actually makes you more masculine and leans you up, so fat lard ars3 men are a crime because the only way they get fat is by stuffing themselves with pork pies.
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TNM
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quote: Originally posted by SetH
heffer men are more of a crime then heffer women, heffer women have oestrogen which causes their bodies to store fat, you cant always control your hormones so not neccessarily thier fault. Fat men on the other hand, testosterone actually makes you more masculine and leans you up, so fat lard ars3 men are a crime because the only way they get fat is by stuffing themselves with pork pies.
or drinking lots of beer *hic*
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--Dave--
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put it this way, he's eaten 2 full english breakfasts already...
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L330wnz
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I cud eat one right now...am starving!!
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--Dave--
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i just had a bacon sarnie, and two hash browns, he had to go and beat me didn't he.
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L330wnz
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u fukka I am mucho hungry-o
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--Dave--
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gimme your address, i'll send one over by courier. Can't guarantee that it'll make it in one piece though.
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