Shane
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king kong runs up to oldpen and gruntz "me king kong u small dicked man"
at this point oldpen wets himself
[Edited on 23-07-2004 by netrix]
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R Lee
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sassy's breasticals light up los angeles and then godzilla comes pounding in. the mexican and swedish men ran away for cover.
"diz iz too muchos for me, i am to sheet myself" said mexican shane. he did
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Shane
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so mexican shane covered in shit and swedish oldpen soaked in urine stood there whilst sassys boos lit up los angalies and king kong ran towards the huge and very inviting bresticles, swedish olpen says"ze bresticles are 2 be me, and u have a bigger penis than me, i am to cry and pess myself again"
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R Lee
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godzilla did a seductive dance on the leaning tower of pisa and enchanted king kong. the wo monsters made love and babies popped out.
the two men ran away from the horrific incidents that took place and married beautiful women that had loads of money.
"i am muchos gld that i iz so fortunate to meet suchos sexy wife" said the mexican
"i am zo pleased that i am de best at everythink in de world and have de sexiest wife" said oldpen
sassy went on to become a princess on a distant planet close to our solar system making lovely jubbly babies with luvly jubbly boobies.
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Shane
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sassy then sprayed her love juice all over swedish oldpen and mexican shane who appriciated it very much,
king kong and godzilla then ripped eachother apart, mexican shane pulled out his bottle of mexican tequila and offered shots to every 1 but swedish oldpen explain that he had already shot his load
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R Lee
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the end
thank you for listening OD
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Shane
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i think i might copy all this down
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R Lee
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more story time with your hosts Wetknix and Oldpen tomo night, or maybe night after that, or night after that etc...
take a bow wetknix
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Shane
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:bow:
and u oldpen
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R Lee
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:bow:
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sassyminx
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thank u so much for my story ur both really........ talented
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leeshez
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oh that looks nice
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M2RTY
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thats a lot of material for a tenner
cheap alternative to bed sheets
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J4CKO
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quote: Originally posted by M2RV H
thats a lot of material for a tenner
cheap alternative to bed sheets
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Adam
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sassyminx
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quote: Originally posted by M2RV H
thats a lot of material for a tenner
cheap alternative to bed sheets
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SetH
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Sarah please unsheath your udders, i wish to suckle them.
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sassyminx
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quote: Originally posted by SetH
Sarah please unsheath your udders, i wish to suckle them.
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