dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
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a farmer has his own plot of land with lots of animals. he decides he wants to mate his cows, so he puts al 12 of them in a field with his bull. he waits all day long, nothin happens, the bull doesnt show any interest. so the farmer gives up and drives to the shops, on the way he sees in the next field, a bull goin at it like crazy with all the cows, wit hthe farmer standing with a smile on his face.
the farmer asks him
"how u get them to do that"
"ohh rrr, u go up to the female, rub ur harnd on her pussy, go upto the bull and wipe it on his face, makes them go crazy, works wonders with the woman too"
so the farmer thanked him for his advice and went back 2 his field. tryed wot hte farmer said, and it worked, the bull was unstoppable!!
so that night he was laying in bed with his wife, and she had fallen asleep. so he reached in the covers, rubs his hand on her fanneh and rubbed his face. he then shook and woke his wife up, she turned over and said:
"is that al u woke me up4, a nosebleed?"
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