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Author shelleh
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3rd Sep 04 at 09:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i wish to artifically inseminate you through rectal means.
Shelly
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with a turkey baster
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no with my nanotechnology enhanced 15" black schlong.
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
no with my nanotechnology enhanced 15" black schlong.

You must have a strong magnifing glass
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what is nanotechnology?

and its princess shellarina to you now...
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You tell them shell . Sorry princess
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what you doing on your knee Lee?
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Picking up things
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I thought you were bowing, gonna say there is no need
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
no with my nanotechnology enhanced 15" black schlong.

You must have a strong magnifing glass


Joo will not be saying that when i make you squeal like a pig, put it this way you will never have a problem passing large logs again once i have finished with joo.
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No i aint bowin. Where your crown?
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
quote:
Originally posted by leeshez
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
no with my nanotechnology enhanced 15" black schlong.

You must have a strong magnifing glass


Joo will not be saying that when i make you squeal like a pig, put it this way you will never have a problem passing large logs again once i have finished with joo.


Are you talking to Lee?!
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quote:
Originally posted by leeshez
No i aint bowin. Where your crown?



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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
quote:
Originally posted by leeshez
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
no with my nanotechnology enhanced 15" black schlong.

You must have a strong magnifing glass


Joo will not be saying that when i make you squeal like a pig, put it this way you will never have a problem passing large logs again once i have finished with joo.


Are you talking to Lee?!

I bloody hope not
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It sounded like he was
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quote:
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quote:
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No i aint bowin. Where your crown?





Accept my apollogies *bows loads of times as i leave the forum*
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Lee, I said no need
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Sorrry am i hung drawn and quatered then?
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yes

 
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