Paul
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Registered: 16th Apr 02
Location: Oop north.
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Right i'm sitting here doing some work and I have got a can of grolsch with no ring pull (how bloody frustrating)......
How the hell do i get it open i want some beer!!!
[Edited on 09-09-2004 by Paul]
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dousey
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Registered: 21st May 03
Location: Selsey, West Sussex
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stab it then pour into a glass
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rambokid
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Registered: 14th Jul 04
Location: Northern Ireland
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Shake it like fcuk, shout "SHOTGUN" at the top of your voice, then stab the side of the can with a nail or something, and hold the hole to your mouth.
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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use a spoon or something not too sharp, and press down on the ringpull cutout bit, it'll pop down just as if there was a ringpull there
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Paul
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Registered: 16th Apr 02
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going and getting a spoon means moving which is to much like hard work i'm sitting in my bedroom i have a scalpel to hand might try that going and getting a glass is to much like hard work also might try banging my head against it see what results that gives
[Edited on 09-09-2004 by Paul]
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CorsAsh
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yeah, use the rounded end, basically nothin sharp or you risk a fountain in your bedroom
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
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or you can do my party trick, cut a triangular shaped hole near the bottom and stab top open to let air in, then drink through the triangle very quick
i can down a can of booze in under 3 seconds like this, creates a vacuum you see
[Edited on 09-09-04 by VenomTurbo]
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corb
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Registered: 24th Apr 02
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a key?push it down with that.
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CorsAsh
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oooh, will have to try that
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J da Silva
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i remember sometime last year i drunk 12cans in half an hour, i wasn't very stable.
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Paul
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Registered: 16th Apr 02
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i bet you weren't i went out one night and drank a pint every 7 mins i felt fucking awful later on
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J da Silva
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kin 'ell lad, i tend to slow down on the pints cos its normal drinking, but doing the can thing, you get it down that quick you dont realise its not good for you until you've smashed 7 or 8 down
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Paul
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might give that a try no doubt i'll spew but fuck to it
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myke
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Registered: 7th Feb 01
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bash the opening bit with the end of a bic.
always works for me, and it wont get shaken up.
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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a can opener you fool
its a can ffs
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Rob
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Registered: 9th Jul 01
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lol venom u mean it stops the can creating a vacuum in itself such as snorkling breaks the surface of the beer in the bottle loosing the vacuum
matt you an idiot
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
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well you suck the beer through the bottom hole, and it brings the air through the top of the can, it brings the beer with it, you feel gassy once you have drunk it BURP!
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
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A large flat screw driver
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
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If that does not work throw it for ages and boot it around the house
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Lee 16v
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use the scalpel n cut a hole in the side
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Richie
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Registered: 3rd Dec 02
Location: Newport, Wales
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go downstairs u lazy fook
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