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Jason Iles
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   28th Sep 04 at 09:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might
be your bike.

What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"

How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.

Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!
Pablo
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28th Sep 04 at 09:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
some good!
Adam-D
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28th Sep 04 at 09:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pmsl

2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.

leeshez
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Robbo
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PMSL Jace u only know these coz u r the king of chav
leeshez
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Good lad Robbo
Robbo
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Innit

Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
PMSL Jace u only know these coz u r the king of chav


Fuckin right I am and if Jannet asks for her CSA money she can GTF

[Edited on 28-09-2004 by J 11ESY]
Pablo
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R u in a box?
Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
PMSL Jace u only know these coz u r the king of chav


Fuckin right I am and if Jannet asks for her CSA money she can GTF

[Edited on 28-09-2004 by J 11ESY]
LMAO
Matt H
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