Ben
Banned
Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
User status: Offline
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Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her
grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a sex party at a hotel
and arrested a whole group of prostitutes, Lulu
among them. The police took them outside and had
all the prostitutes line up along the driveway
when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her
granddaughter standing in line.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line
here, dear?" Not willing to let her grandmother
know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother that
the policemen were there passing out free oranges
and she was just lining up for some.
"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll
get some for myself," and she proceeded to the
back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for
information from all of the prostitutes. When he
got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed,
"Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you
do it?"
Grandma replied...
" I just take my dentures out,
rip the skin back and suck them dry."
The policeman fainted.
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thats a good one