leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs.
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son is just a head!
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> But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with
love
and compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first
drink.
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> Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him
and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.
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> With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender
shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
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> Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a
whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.
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> The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes
his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild.
> The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The
patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole
affair.
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> By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches
down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop
out.
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> The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully
thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the
left.... then to the
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> right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a
truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent.
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