Graham
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Lincoln.
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
another baby one...
What's cold and blue and fucks up parents?
Cot death 
i thought it was whats pink and blue and makes mothers scream all night long?
cot death
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Cavey
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Registered: 11th Nov 02
Location: Derby
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What's blue and doesn't fit any more ?
A Dead Epileptic
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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either will do 
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Scotty_B
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Registered: 11th Jun 03
Location: East Kilbride
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What is 12" long and hangs in front of an Arsehole?
Tony Blairs tie.
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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Black Corsa SRi
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Registered: 25th May 02
Location: ---Stockport---- Drives: Pug 206 Roland Garros
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quote:
Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
What is 12" long and hangs in front of an Arsehole?
Tony Blairs tie.
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Alex
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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Nottingham
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whats mary short for?
shes got no legs 
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*Donna*
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quote:
Originally posted by Alex
whats mary short for?
shes got no legs
thats meant to be - whats ET short for
because hes got little legs 
[Edited on 03-11-2004 by *Donna*]
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Alex
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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Nottingham
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quote:
Originally posted by *Donna*
quote:
Originally posted by Alex
whats mary short for?
shes got no legs
thats meant to be - whats ET short for
because hes got little legs
[Edited on 03-11-2004 by *Donna*]
i thought it was
whats ET short for?
so he can fit in the basket  
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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What do you do if you see a Epileptic in a bath having a fit?
Throw in your clothes and washin powder.
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Carr
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Registered: 1st Oct 04
Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
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Long one but:
A man answers the phone and it's the doctor.
Doctor: Your wife was in a car accident and I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is I've had to amputate both arms and legs, she will have to eat through a straw for the rest of her life and she has severe brain damage
Man: God! What's the good news?
Doctor: I'm kidding, she's dead
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor
Whats more fun than spinning a baby round on a clothes line?
Stopping it with a shovel.
[Edited on 03-11-2004 by CorsAsh]
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Whats worse than a pile of dead babies?
A pile of dead babies with a live one in the middle eating its way out.
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor
Whats more fun than spinning a baby round on a clothes line?
Stopping it with a shovel.
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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i told my mum this joke and she said what do you mean? Women *tut*
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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Whats Blue and sits in the corner ??
A baby with a plastic bag over its head...
Whats blue and flys around the room ???
A baby with a Punctured Lung.....
Whats red and sits in the corner ??
A baby playing with a knife....
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James_DT
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Registered: 9th Apr 04
Location: Cambridgeshire
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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferarri?
I don't have a Ferarri in my garage.
What's the difference between a pile of marbles and a pile of dead babies?
You can't move a pile of marbles with a pitch fork.
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