Jason Iles
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>A man walked into a quiet bar. He carried three ducks, one in each hand
and
>one under his left arm.
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>He placed them one beside the other upon the bar.
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>He had a few drinks and chatted with the ducks, and with the
bartender.
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>The bartender was surprised, but experienced and had learned not to ask
>people about animals they bring into the bar, so he didn't mention the
>ducks.
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>They chatted for about another 30 minutes before the man with the ducks
had
>to go to the restroom.
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>He left the ducks there on the bar. The bartender was alone with the
ducks.
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>There was an awkward silence as they all looked at one another.
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>The bartender decided to break the ice and try to make a little
>conversation. "Say, what's your name?" he asked the first duck.
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>"Huey," replied the first duck.
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>"How's your day been, Huey?"
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>"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day!
What
>else could a duck >want?", said the duck.
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>Oh. That's nice," said the bartender.
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>Then he said to the second duck, "Hi. And what's your name?"
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>"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
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>"So how's your day been, Dewey?", he asked.
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>"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too! Been in and out of puddles all
day
>myself. If I have the chance another day I'd do the same again!", said
the
>duck in reply.
>
>So the bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be
>Louie?"
>
>"No," she said, "my name is Puddles. And don't even ask what kind of
day
>I've had!!"
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Robbo
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Jason your penis is a joke
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Biff McFly
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Adam-D
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--Dave--
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made me laugh, frikkin old joke though.
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Jason Iles
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quote: Originally posted by Robbo
Jason your penis is a joke
Yes it is a bit of a joke, try getting pants to fit a foot long
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Robbo
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quote: Originally posted by J 11ESY
quote: Originally posted by Robbo
Jason your penis is a joke
Yes it is a bit of a joke, try getting pants to fit a inch long
:S Yesh
[Edited on 10-11-2004 by Robbo]
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3CorsaMeal
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use an empty pringles tube to safe guard it Jess, this is what i do
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Jason Iles
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
use an empty pringles tube to safe guard it Jess, this is what i do
Any certain flavour I should try to avoid?
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markBezzy
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quote: Originally posted by J 11ESY
quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
use an empty pringles tube to safe guard it Jess, this is what i do
Any certain flavour I should try to avoid?
salt and vinegar!
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Biff McFly
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quote: Originally posted by J 11ESY
quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
use an empty pringles tube to safe guard it Jess, this is what i do
Any certain flavour I should try to avoid?
Cheese
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3CorsaMeal
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i found all flavours were satisfactory, but the BBQ flavour gets a bit musky
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Jason Iles
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Paprika *sp* it is then
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