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--Dave--
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17th Nov 04 at 13:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sorry about the shit at the beginning of each line, it's from an e-mail.


Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are talking about
> >
> > >>how they died.
> > >>
> > >> 1st woman:
> > >> I froze to death.
> > >>
> > >> 2nd woman:
> > >> How horrible!
> > >>
> > >>1st woman:
> > >>It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get
> >
> > >>warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
> > >>
> > >>2nd woman:
> > >>I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was
> >
> > >>cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
> >
> > >>found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
> > >>
> > >>1st woman:
> > >>So what happened?
> > >>
> > >>2nd woman:
> > >>I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started
> >
> > >>running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
> >
> > >>searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
> >
> > >>closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
> >
> > >>looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
> >
> > >>keeled over with a
> > >>heart attack and died!
> > >>
> > >>1st woman:
> > >>Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive!!!
markBezzy
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17th Nov 04 at 13:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Now post some pics of fitties with tits
--Dave--
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17th Nov 04 at 13:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


i'm not exactly going to post pictures of fitties without tits am I

[Edited on 17-11-2004 by --Dave--]
markBezzy
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17th Nov 04 at 13:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I mean nice tits not saggy ones or man boobe or the like

--Dave--
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17th Nov 04 at 14:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i would but I'm at work
markBezzy
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17th Nov 04 at 14:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
i would but I'm at work


I think the real problem is your gay!
--Dave--
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17th Nov 04 at 14:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you know what you're right! better cover your bum!
Alex
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17th Nov 04 at 14:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by markBezzy
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
i would but I'm at work


I think the real problem is your gay!


i think the real problem is that you are obsessed with tits!

(its not a bad thing)
markBezzy
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17th Nov 04 at 14:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Alex
quote:
Originally posted by markBezzy
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
i would but I'm at work


I think the real problem is your gay!


i think the real problem is that you are obsessed with tits!

(its not a bad thing)


I think your a homo

I pitty your friends
Alex
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17th Nov 04 at 14:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
me 2

 
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