Darren
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Registered: 21st Apr 02
Location: Hadleigh, Suffolk
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Right this Thursday I'm meant to be going to our works Cocktail Party thingy to which all our brokers etc go to. Its in London - 2hr coach journey. I've been the last two years but really dont wanna go this time coz its just sooo boring etc.
My manager has told me I AM going after I said I wouldnt...
SO basically I need a really good excuse 
Thank you please 
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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Hospital apointment for limp wrist.
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PaulW
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
Location: Atherton, Greater Manchester
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tell your manager to fcuk off
they cant make you go to something you dont want to do ESPECIALLY if its out of work hours & you dont get paid
[Edited on 22-11-2004 by PaulW]
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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Tell them you have a family birthday and are going out with them.
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sunnyb
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Registered: 21st Oct 03
Location: Kent, near Bluewater
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tel him you are working on your car then tel the cheeky fucker to RAM it!
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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tell them that i'm getting wheels and suspension fitted on thurs (tis true) and u want to be one of the first to see pics.
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Darren
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Registered: 21st Apr 02
Location: Hadleigh, Suffolk
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
Tell them you have a family birthday and are going out with them.
I think this is the way forwards
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PaulW
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
Location: Atherton, Greater Manchester
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tell them your on a promise... 
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sunnyb
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Registered: 21st Oct 03
Location: Kent, near Bluewater
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tell them you are goin to another cocktail party with your other empolyer! that should go down a treat 
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Say this to your boss. "Im sorry i can,t come this thursday my boy freind thinks im knobing you. So i think it is best for my relationship if i stay at home im so sorry 
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Jamie
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Registered: 1st Apr 02
Location: Aberdeen
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Explain you've got a job interview and wont be able to make it.
Maybe next time?
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PaulW
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
Location: Atherton, Greater Manchester
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quote:
Originally posted by leeshez
Say this to your boss. "Im sorry i can,t come this thursday my boy freind thinks im knobing you. So i think it is best for my relationship if i stay at home im so sorry
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Scott M
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Registered: 15th Feb 01
Location: Bexleyheath, Kent
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Tell them you suffer from obsessive compulsive disorder and that if you are not at home on a thursday evening to flip the light switches at 8:16pm then spend the next hour washing your hands the world will end.
[Edited on 22-11-2004 by Scott M]
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chris_uk
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Registered: 8th Jul 03
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if you tell them you have a family bday to go to he will ask why you didnt tel him that in the first place...
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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easy this one.
thursday at 4:59 ask to leave early as you've just taken an emergencey call from the hospital, and some one close to you might die. then when he asks how they are on friday, say "its ok mate, my hamster made it"
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Laney
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Registered: 6th May 03
Location: Leeds
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Just don't turn up for the coach 
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ScottyBrum
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Registered: 12th Jan 04
Location: Birmingham
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Go out on wednesday evening and get smashed, on your way home fall over a few times grazing your hands and face as much as possible, Dont turn in on thursday and then when u go in on friday just say u was assaulted. This way u get to enjoy yourself wednesday night, get a day off work and out of the cocktail party and some sympathy - just as long as u can put up with a few little cuts you'll be alright
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RS6
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Registered: 5th Nov 03
Location: with MJ
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quote:
Originally posted by RussSxi
easy this one.
thursday at 4:59 ask to leave early as you've just taken an emergencey call from the hospital, and some one close to you might die. then when he asks how they are on friday, say "its ok mate, my hamster made it"
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Graham
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Lincoln.
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ive had the same problem at my place, my manager says everyday you are going to the night out, but ive got like a huge gig that night that im going to. so i told her im going to the night out but i wont turn up, simple as. its out of work hours and they cant make you do anything really.
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