markBezzy
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Animals need more than just TLC to thrive. Here are some tips to help keep your pet healthy and happy for years to come:
When going on vacation, be sure to leave cans of dog food and a can opener where your dog can easily reach them.
If you love your cat, change your first name to Meow legally, and then train your cat to call you by name. Cool at parties.
Take your snake outside regularly. If not, no one will know you're one of those freaky snake people.
Owning a colorful cockatiel or mynah bird is a great way to make you wake up one morning, slap yourself on the forehead, and say, "Holy crap! I'm really gay!"
Most tropical fish are dead when they are upside-down and motionless at the top of the tank....remove after two weeks.
Unless you constantly reassure your dog that he is a good dog, he will likely grow depressed and eventually require sharing your anti-depressants.
Pet rabbits often benefit from a glass of white wine and light breading in a rosemary butter sauce.
Your rottweiler or pit bull won't turn on you and kill you someday if you train it properly. Honest. Put it out of your mind, it's a longshot.
Old people enjoy pets. Get your pet one.
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