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SetH
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28th Nov 04 at 20:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just went on a mission to maccy d`s, on the way back a mouse ran into the road. weird thing is it came out of the bushes running, and stopped about 30cm into the road so that it was perfectly aligned with my wheel. It just sat there, didnt have time to swerve because it waited to the last second. Its like it commited suicide or something, looked through rear view mirror and it was just a white mass with yoko avs tyre tread patter on it.

I feel bad, cos i have taken a life because i wanted to be a fat bastid and go to maccy d`s
Adam-D
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28th Nov 04 at 20:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

1 down millions to go
purple_corsa_gls
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28th Nov 04 at 20:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I did the same, but not a murder mission earlier. large big tasty meal with banana milkshake
Jules S
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28th Nov 04 at 20:26   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This is weird....

Given the U2U I just sent SetH
SetH
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28th Nov 04 at 20:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


yes it is, shes not here though.

I will get her some doughnuts from tescos tommorow
Adam-D
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28th Nov 04 at 20:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
btw if it was a field mouse or similar the winter wudda killed it eventually
Matt H
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28th Nov 04 at 20:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
was it a heffer?
SetH
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28th Nov 04 at 20:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


It was like a white rat hybrid thing, was weird.
Jules S
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28th Nov 04 at 20:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
was it a heffer?


Having Just joined HEFFER, i think SetH would have written of the SEAT if he hit one
Matt H
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28th Nov 04 at 20:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
can you swerve round heffers?
jr
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28th Nov 04 at 20:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no, heffers are unavoidable
Jules S
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28th Nov 04 at 20:40   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
can you swerve round heffers?


You can, but make sure you have a full tank of fuel for the detour
modded_corsa
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28th Nov 04 at 20:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
not enough petrol to go round heffers
SetH
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AdiSRI
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29th Nov 04 at 10:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i went to mc d's last night and a cat tried to commit suicide under my front wheel, luckily for cat/owner i was alert and managed to avoid the stupid thing...
TNM
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29th Nov 04 at 10:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
was it a rat or a mouse seth?

If it was a rat then good lad! Some one from McDonalds will be along soon to get it for some bugers.

If it was an iccle tiny cute mouse then your a fucking sick mofo!
Shelly
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29th Nov 04 at 10:25   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
poor little thing
N90ATH
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29th Nov 04 at 15:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i did this before but to a rabbit, worse thing is it got caught on my brake caliper and with the wide gaps in the alloys kept falling though so i got this

thud thud thud thud that changed due to speed
mjw_2k2
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29th Nov 04 at 16:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i almost hit a load of cows once, was pitch black i was doin 50 and went round a corner and road was full of black cows! very scary cos i slammed on brakes and skidded into em but they all moved lol scary tho! god its bad living in wales! fckin farmers
Marc
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29th Nov 04 at 17:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"poor little mite"

 
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