ScottyBrum
Member
Registered: 12th Jan 04
Location: Birmingham
User status: Offline
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About 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates
4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are
apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was
to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with
several other Applications, such as Boys Night Out 3.1, Football
4.5,FlashCar 2.5 and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved
no better.
I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and
left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each
other, they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this
product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.
While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does
come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Clean House 2004.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be
very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically
stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced
months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also
has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and can, without
warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and HairstyleExpress which needs to be reinstalled every three weeks. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that are a heavy drain on my resources.
Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it
often
crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called
Mother-In-Law,
which can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2004, but there could
be
problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
detects Mistress 2004, it tends to delete all of your Money before
uninstalling itself.
Any ideas?
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