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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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22nd Dec 04 at 23:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
..fixing the bloody gear linkage on my blue corsa. what a motherfucker it was

fixing the actual linkage itself wasn't all that hard but trying to jack it up was a right farce! ended up having to use a poncy scissor jack which took fookin ages & now my arm feels dead from using it trolley jack was too high to go under the skirts

whilst i was underneath i realised the front tyres are almost totally bald on the insides & need replacing. more money at least it'll only be about £50 a tyre though

then when i lowered it down & tried to start it (had to jump start it as my battery is flat) it wouldn't start. im thinking it maybe because it hasn't been run in a while & its cold but im gonna try & sort that prob out tomorrow

i have now hit the bottle & i am going to drink untill i run out of beer


whats everyone else been up to tonight?
Charlene
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Darlington
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22nd Dec 04 at 23:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just been to my mates house and then wasnt feeling well and was sick so not a very good night today
GLSi GUY
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22nd Dec 04 at 23:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nothin. just been fixin a ben wheel on me mates 405, havin a poo, on CS, and dissin southeners
Mattb
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22nd Dec 04 at 23:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
while i on the other hand have started on the northerners and an also took a rather satisfying poo
Matt H
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22nd Dec 04 at 23:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i have also poo'd
GLSi GUY
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Matt H
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Matt H
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22nd Dec 04 at 23:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i poo'd in the sink
Matt H
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22nd Dec 04 at 23:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
twice
GLSi GUY
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22nd Dec 04 at 23:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMAO
Ren
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22nd Dec 04 at 23:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Went to my mates house while he was eating pasta. It was a laugh, because you know how u suck pasta really hard, and it ends up slapping the side of your cheek or whatever before it goes in? Well he sucked it so hard, it hit him in the eye. It was funny to watch him hold his face while saying "wtf wtf"
Ren
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22nd Dec 04 at 23:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sorry i meant the spagetti pasta thing, that you get in tins and shit
Matt H
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22nd Dec 04 at 23:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you got your noodle juice in his eye?













mav
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22nd Dec 04 at 23:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just been relaxing all night having a few beers.......on ere watcing telly and playing FM2005
GLSi GUY
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juice




i once got shelly juice in my eye when i used to visit her at work

 
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