Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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Anyone who has a fast Corsa will realise the joys of beating ignorant pricks in their rep mobiles. Usually Mercs, Lexus, Audi, Volvo & of course BMW. Today I gave every single make a good spanking  
On my way to work some twat in a silver Volvo cut me up afew metres away from a set of traffic lights  (They were on red & there was a car on the inside lane already - some hippy in one of those Honda Insight thingys  ) I saw him looking in his rear view mirror & I just shook my head at him (due to his amazing driving skills  ). In reply to this he started laughing & gave his engine a rev. Mistake  Not to give the game away too much as my engine is bloody loud I decided not to rev my car too much & I sat behind him waiting to make his move. As soon as the lights turned he set off fairly quickly but he was looking in his mirror all the time to see what I was doing. I let him get about 5-10 metres away before I opened up my throttle & took off after him 
The hippy in the Insight hadn't even moved to I was able to get straight into the other lane & I had a open road ahead of me. Went all the way through the revs in 2nd & into 3rd by this time I had caught up with the Volvo & was side by side with him, I lowered my revs to stay at the same speed as him. He was trying hard, I wasn't I just kept at his side for about 5 seconds before looking over to him & laughing at him. He saw this & he looked abit pissed off So I put my foot to the floor & left him for dust 
The next culprit wasn't really a company car driver but he was driving a BMW. It was a 316 compact TOTALLY chavved up to the max 
It even had tights over the rear lights 
Again I was behind him at some traffic lights. He set off lighting his tyres up. Engine sounded wank Stayed behind him for abit before he changed lanes. Then I decided I'd had enough of him & sped away
On the way home from work I wasn't really that bothered about racing anything as I'd had my fun in the morning but when a Jag tried to beat me off the lights I just couldn't allow it I let him have his bit of fun by getting ahead of me slightly but he didn't stay in front for long The guy driving it was actually pretty sound though. I think he enjoyed our little race as much as I did He even flashed his lights & gave me a thumbs up afterwards
The next little race was a tripple whammy
On a long stretch of road just before you get to my viliage it is quite wide. Just as you get onto it the speed limit changes from 40 to 60. In front of me as I was driving down it was an Audi A6, infront of that was a Lexus IS200 & infront of that was a Merc (dunno which model. Was the same size as the A6 roughly). All lined up waiting to get whooped. Treat me! 
There was some traffic coming the other way & I didn't want to risk anything so I couldn't do much straight away as we entered the 60 zone. That traffic went by & I had lots of space to overtake them all at once but I realised that they hadn't really speeded up that much 
I thought fuck it & went anyway, dropped a gear & easily passed the Audi & the Lexus but the Merc must've noticed me in his mirror as he speeded up & tried to stay ahead. He was already ahead of the other 2 cars quite abit anyway but despite his efforts I passed him quite easlily. He did look abit confused as I passed him. Best thing about owning a sleeper. The look of disbelief on peoples faces as you beat them
*All of the above took place on a private road........
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Rus
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
Location: SE London, Kent
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lmao, nice one
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ed
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SteveW tried to race a Ferrari 360 today... The Ferrari was quite fast 
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Colin
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pmsl
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Jamescorsa97
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Registered: 19th Aug 04
Location: Middlesbrough Drives: Cliosport 182
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lol
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mattwhite
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Registered: 22nd Jun 03
Location: Northamptonshire
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quality mate, well done
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Adam_B
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Registered: 13th Dec 00
Location: Lancashire
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all i had today was a astra deisel with lexarse lights. Still fun tho 
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stuartmitchell
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Registered: 24th Apr 04
Location: Kirkliston, Edinburgh
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nice one Matt
I want tb's
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vibrio
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Registered: 28th Feb 01
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I raced no one because I am a mature adult
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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Sounds like a good days work sir. Well done
Disappearing M3s and 911s in your mirror at motorway speed is pretty satisfying too
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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sounds like an intersting drive
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John
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Registered: 30th Jun 03
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
I raced no one because if I try to drive too fast my chicken wire falls off
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
I raced no one because I am old & bald
(Vibs hates been called bald)
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
I raced no one because I am old & bald
(Vibs hates been called bald)
i know, but its fucking funny
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vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by x8john
quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
I raced no one because if I try to drive too fast my chicken wire falls off
if you actually knew what chicken wire looked like you would not be making that statement
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Greg W
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Registered: 6th Oct 04
Location: Wigan, Lancashire
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Nice one matt
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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I'm not impressed Matthew, it was reckless and irresponsible of you
not really jealous at all
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corsa_paz
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Registered: 5th Mar 04
Location: Midlands
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lol
what sorta BHP u running dude?
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Sly_SRi
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Registered: 9th Apr 04
Location: Reading, UK Drives: Corsa C
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Sounds kewl mate, twas a gd read I raced a 306 Gti-6 yesturday, killed it, hehe
Corsa C Z20Let
Black Sleeper Turbo Project
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russb
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Registered: 30th Oct 04
Location: chester-ish
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i had a 1.1 mk3 fiesta today, but i dont drive a corsa i drove a CRX Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
I raced no one because I am old & bald
(Vibs hates been called bald)
I just hate the inaccurate discription
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sassyminx
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
Location: Hartlepool Drives: Cossie
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Matthew your the first person today who has been able to make me smile
thankyou
your a legend
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