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Author Need help with writing a disclaimer
Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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25th Aug 05 at 10:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Right, basically my area manager & his monkeys have no sense of humour & he is basically a bastard.

However, me along with everyone else at work DO have a sense of humour. If we see something that is considered to be "wrong" we laugh & try to see the funny side of it.

Normally we put these funny pics (from off B3ta.com etc) on our staff photo's. Now because this is a company policy that we have these we've been told that we can't deface or edit anything to do with them.


So I've cleared a wall specially for the "wrong" pictures


Now so that he can't bitch & moan about them & say that they could be offensive we want to write a disclaimer for all staff to sign saying that we consent to having these pictures displayed.

Can someone who is clever with words please knock me up a disclaimer saying something along these lines?


Also if you could put somethig in there also about "If any visitors are not happy with any of the images displayed please contact a member of staff & it will temporarily removed"


Thanks,


Matt
sukhwant
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Registered: 8th Sep 04
Location: Leeds
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25th Aug 05 at 10:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

are u a bum bandit?
Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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25th Aug 05 at 10:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yes, I want a disclaimer for that too
Jamie Walby
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Registered: 15th Nov 04
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25th Aug 05 at 10:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

When I worked in the solicitors I had what was called the 'Wall of Shame.' When clients sent in passports as ID if it was funny they went on the wall of shame! when I lef there were 68 pictures.
Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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25th Aug 05 at 10:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Can anyone do this for me please?
TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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25th Aug 05 at 10:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Matt i want to make love to you in your shop window
Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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25th Aug 05 at 10:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Unfortunately i'm not clever enough
CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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25th Aug 05 at 10:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

We the undersigned accept responsibility for the images displayed on this wall.

<Insert Company Name> does not endorse nor support any opinions or views expressed by those contributing to the display, and is thereby absolved of any responsibility pertaining to matters involving the display content.

The images displayed are for amusement only, and are not intended to be derogatory or insulting in any way. Should any member of the public find an image offensive, please see a member of staff who will be happy to remove the offending article.

No animals were hurt in the making of this feature.

Undersigned

....................

[Edited on 25-08-2005 by CorsAsh]
--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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25th Aug 05 at 12:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

or

If you don't like the pictures, tough

Matt H
Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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25th Aug 05 at 12:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

if you don't like the pictures, dont look at them

<signed>

Matt. H BSC Hons.

 
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