Brett
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I wouldn't go where mates have been. Ever!
I also wouldn't appreciate mates going where I have been. Wrong!
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Dione J
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Registered: 22nd Sep 04
Location: West Midlands Drives: Leon Cupra Turbo
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quote: Originally posted by loafofbrett
I wouldn't go where mates have been. Ever!
I also wouldn't appreciate mates going where I have been. Wrong!
I concur, its the rule
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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Do you all get together and discuss the good and bad features of said girls in bed?
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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quote: Originally posted by stuartmitchell
You take a girl home at the end of the night and she bumps into your mum at 7.30am whilst going to the toilet 
I'm in the bad books
Thats why you go back to theirs
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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...and here's me. Got my own pimp pad and I don't take any back because I have a g/f
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Jambo
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Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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its ok brett tho, you have a pussy wagon to compensate
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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quote: Originally posted by Swiftay
quote: Originally posted by stuartmitchell
My mate slept with this one a few weeks ago too....classy girl 
token line "I don't usually do things like this" right then
sloppy 2nd's  
or even 3rd's, 4th's, 5'ths
Fanny like a billposter's glue bucket
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
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quote: Originally posted by Jambo
its ok brett tho, you have a pussy wagon to compensate
That's just 'another' reason why I should be single tho
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Jules S
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quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
Fanny like a billposter's glue bucket
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Jamie Walby
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quote: Originally posted by stuartmitchell
I don't have a dog 
Can imagine that might be a bit uncomfortable though
I have 4
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Jamie Walby
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quote: Originally posted by lee_wee
quote: Originally posted by ed
quote: Originally posted by Kerry
quote: Originally posted by stuartmitchell
My mate slept with this one a few weeks ago too....classy girl 
how can you go where a mates been
Quite easily.
theres a bird that me and most of my mates have slept with, everyones booty call i got there first though
Its alright so long as its not still dripping out.
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mattwhite
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Registered: 22nd Jun 03
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quote: Originally posted by Jamie Walby
quote: Originally posted by lee_wee
quote: Originally posted by ed
quote: Originally posted by Kerry
quote: Originally posted by stuartmitchell
My mate slept with this one a few weeks ago too....classy girl 
how can you go where a mates been
Quite easily.
theres a bird that me and most of my mates have slept with, everyones booty call i got there first though
Its alright so long as its not still dripping out.
very true not sure if i'd do it though
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Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
Location: Northumberland
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I was fucking an older women when I found out I had also nailed her 18 year old daughter, now that is uncomfortable!
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Ben J
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Location: Cheshire
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quote: Originally posted by Mad Moe
I was fucking an older women when I found out I had also nailed her 18 year old daughter, now that is uncomfortable!
That deserves so much respect!
One of my mates nailed a mum and daughter he worked with. Neither knows about the other! .
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
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Extra points would have been awarded if they were nailed at the SAME time!
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Marc
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Location: York
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You want to try getting caught bumming a chinese bird.
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Mad Moe
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quote: Originally posted by Marc
You want to try getting caught bumming a chinese bird.
Was it off her parents?
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Her land lady
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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quote: Originally posted by Marc
Her land lady
thats not bad, i caught the window cleaner watchin me once
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deano87
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Dont you just hate it when......
......the younger 16 year old sister walks in and you haven't had time to get under the covers? Then she shouts downstairs, mum dad, Dean and ... are shagging. THEN you have to walk down 30mins later to go home.
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stuartmitchell
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Registered: 24th Apr 04
Location: Kirkliston, Edinburgh
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quote: Originally posted by Tom
It's not a problem imo, had a ride of about 3 of who'm different mates have fucked
theres the spirit
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Crutey
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I was shaggin a married woman a few years ago who introduced me to her sister, also married but separated, who i was seein for a while. That was funny, sat next to a girl while shes on the phone comparin notes with her sister
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dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
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This is one of my all time pet hates, mother is never impressed by this, so i try to get them out the house as soon as ive done the deed, the local cab company are starting to pick up on the cabs being ordered to my house @ 5am on sat/sunday mornings
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Crutey
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Usually try to set my alarm for about 15 20 mins b4 my dad usually gets up, she rings her dad to pick her up every time god knows what he thinks of me lol
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