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Russ
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22nd Jan 07 at 23:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
eskimo riding his Skidoo when the engine goes bang.

he gets it towed to the nearest mechanic.

the mechanic gets on his knees to inspect the damage#

"looks like you've blown a seal" the mechanic says....








Wait for it......











"no mate, its just frost on my moustache"
Cosmo
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22nd Jan 07 at 23:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
reeeeeepost

















ok not really, but that was poor. Very, very poor.
Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
reeeeeepost

















ok not really, but that was poor. Very, very poor.
as poor as a man who steals from netto
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
as poor as a man who steals from netto


depends what he is stealing TBH.

If he takes employees then yes, if he takes a tin of 8p beans then no.

[Edited on 22-01-2007 by Cosmo]
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I was reading that to my mum, then scrolled down.

In her view "Just blown a seal" is the punchline

Sam
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I remember someone posting a similar joke on here recently, so in a way, it is a 'repost'.

 
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