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alan-g-w
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21st Jan 10 at 20:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Anyone up for giving us a wee summary of what happened in the last 15 pages?

edit: 16 now

[Edited on 21-01-2010 by alan-g-w]
GF-91
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21st Jan 10 at 21:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
Anyone up for giving us a wee summary of what happened in the last 15 pages?

edit: 16 now

[Edited on 21-01-2010 by alan-g-w]


Summary on page 14 IIRC
Kurt
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21st Jan 10 at 21:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

WTF

I was wondering why i couldn't remember replying to this thread.. it was fucking 3 years ago

[Edited on 21-01-2010 by Kurt]
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quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
Anyone up for giving us a wee summary of what happened in the last 15 pages?

edit: 16 now

[Edited on 21-01-2010 by alan-g-w]


Root posted a story about taking on some people stealing from a shop by running out to get a screwdriver from the car and threatening them although he claimed he did it because he was frightened he would get hurt? (Makes no sense to me?)

A few people, myself included, pointed out that his story didn't tally as one minute it was in the shop, next it was in the carpark.

One minute he said he was a hero the next he says he wasn't claiming to be one!?!

One minute he said he wasn't drinking, the next he wanted to be let off errors because he had been drinking!?!

Apparently, according to Root thieves steel 'high value' goods like meat and cheese that are £5 each!?! (No cars in Grimsby obviously?)

One minute he wants everyone to goto PVS although he doesn't mean it in a threatening manner, the next minute anyone that isn't going to PVS are only saying that as they don't want their head kicked in.

Everyone on CS is a sad twat with nothing to do tomorrow, although he is unemployed and in debt.

You fight fire with fight.

He is the best hacker in the World ever.

He is harder than Ron Jeremys cock.

He wants you to phone George, Bungle and Zippy to back up his story.

It was all on CCTV yet somehow the Police aren't arsed about him getting a screwdriver out and threatening people (he was obviously scared as he initially claimed in order to leave the situation, get a weapon and then return and threaten them!).

He lives in a slum.



I hope that brief summary is OK?

[Edited on 21-01-2010 by LETGSI16V]
alan-g-w
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21st Jan 10 at 21:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Lol, summed up nicely. Cheers.
*JonnyG*
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21st Jan 10 at 22:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Grimsby is a shit hole either way.
J da Silva
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21st Jan 10 at 22:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fuck! I missed all the best bits.
Budgie
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21st Jan 10 at 22:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

this was the highlight of this thread for me, havent laughed so much for a long time.
Thanks LETGSI16V for the entertainment once again

quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
quote:
Originally posted by GaryF
quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
I saw Jackie Chan at the Trafford Centre the other day, he looked at me funny through his squinty eyes. I was worried that he was going to pick-pocket me and make an origami swan from my Netto receipts so I knocked him out and chucked him over the side of the boat, just before he hit the water a low flying Boeing 747 nearly sucked him into the engine and then he landed on Christina Aguileras pillow.

I shouted, 'Fuck you Jackie Chan'. I am double hard, I have Pokemon cards...


Sounds more real than Root's post.


It's true mate, if you don't believe me phone the RSPCA as I forgot to mention that I phoned them during it all as I was worried the local Thai restaurant was cooking a bijon frise dog. I don't care if you don't believe me, don't call me a liar.

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