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Matt L
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29th Aug 07 at 12:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just heard on the radio that a russian women set fire to her husbands 'tackle' because she was in a bad mood

he was sitting there watching tv naked drinking vodka, then she set fire to it

so word of warning never sit watching tv naked and if you do dont piss your lady off.
(i would try and find the story on the internet but at work so cba, also i heard it on signal 1)

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how did she set fire to it? surely he would have stopped her before any damage was done?
Matt L
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29th Aug 07 at 12:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
dont know thats all i heard.
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29th Aug 07 at 12:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
are we flammable down there?
Kurt
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just think of when you set fire to dry straw... then also consider the fact its russian vodka, probably not far off ethanol and your gonna have a fire, especially if hes drunk enough to dribble/spill
Kathryn W
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29th Aug 07 at 12:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Perhaps he fell asleep, she poored the vodka onto him and puff... Smokey smokey
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29th Aug 07 at 12:35   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
That sounds like you've been planning Kat
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Kurt
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29th Aug 07 at 12:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i wouldnt want to be Gaz....

[Edited on 29-08-2007 by Kurt]
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29th Aug 07 at 12:45   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I've just u2u'd him, warn him not to fall asleep infront of the telly naked, with a bottle of russian vodka

Kathryn W
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As if i'd wanna do that

Your all mean putting things into my mind

Mike
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You are a rather aggresive person tho Kat

Didn't actually u2u him
Kathryn W
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Me aggresive?

Never!!

He doesnt actually drink vodka though haha!
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What had you planned to use instead then
Kathryn W
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29th Aug 07 at 12:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Nothing

I'm not that mean bloody hell.. Setting his tackle alight is a downside to me to
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I was just trying to trip you up incase you did have anything planned.
Kathryn W
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29th Aug 07 at 13:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Nope
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thats almost as bad as.......

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm
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Shit there's some sick women about

Thank god Kat's not one of em
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quote:
Originally posted by boyracer2002
thats almost as bad as.......

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm



A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

mav
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29th Aug 07 at 14:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
holy shit........
C2RL R
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quote:
Originally posted by boyracer2002
thats almost as bad as.......

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm



crazy fucking slag. and what kind of shitty sentence is that? i know of a guy who bit a chunk of another blokes ear off in a fight and got more than that.

 
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