Danny P
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Registered: 20th Nov 02
Location: Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire
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Received a phone call at Lunch from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
We talked for abit chatting about when we were together, romantic times we usedto enjoy together etc.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up
and rekindling a little of that "old magic".
"Wow!" I was flabbergasted. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you
now", I said. "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you
last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few
inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle
tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am
developing jowls like a Great Dane!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying
that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would
still be a great lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to fuck off.
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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damn straight
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nova_gteuk
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Registered: 15th May 02
Location: South Wales Drives: The Bandwagon
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BarnshaW
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Registered: 25th Oct 06
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Scotty_B
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Registered: 11th Jun 03
Location: East Kilbride
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Hear, hear. 
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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quote:
Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
Hear, hear.
What do you hear boy? Someone stuck down the old mine shaft?
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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harsh!
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